Smoke, Fire, but no BOOM!

This is what happened today to my neighbour. Smoke, then Fire, then Fire brigade, then A very burnt car. That’s my kind of day.

I love an exploding car. Unfortunately all i get is a car that is engulfed in flames. Shite. I loved my next door neighbours pathetic attempt to extinguish the flames with a piddly garden hose. At that point I was hoping for the car to go BOOM! but no. The Fire engine got here just on time I suppose.

I filmed the whole thing, including the vast number of swears. My mum says it’s not youtube worthy cause she’s in it. With a little bit of editing that would have been an instant 5 star hit. But no.

Bugger all time…

Just when i come up with something fun to do i get a right metaphorical slap in the face in the form of homework and tests. Jesus, i’m busy.

I’m working on this video that I will release on youtube in a couple of weeks. I’m making it on windows movie maker and its going to be a classic.

All I’ll say is that it involves the pope, and the background music paradise city by G’n'R. And it’s going to be Saweet. Watch this space bitches. Planned release on the 23rd Nov, Coincides Chinese democracy release.

Be there or be Square. BTW if anyway actually has any ideas (dean i’m watching you, or you’re going in the credits as ‘useless basterd’)  please give them, even though i just gave you a shizzle amount to work your ideas on.

Chroma Key – Bum Fun with Blue Screen

Been spending all night with a damn pillow case and a camera.

You’ve probably all heard of blue screen or green screen, incase you haven’t – they use it in movies and most notably the weather.

Well, I’ve been on Windows movie maker pissing about with the blue screen transition effect (you have to download it first though) and I have had some satisfying results. First of all, it was just not working, but after i changed the colour of blue bed sheets and a different room with better lighting it was genius. I suppose it will take up most my day tomorrow, but hey, it’s fun.

My eyes are all fucked up just now, because of the combination of all the excitement and staring at this diddy laptops screen for a few hours. Can’t wait until i have some time to use this technique properly in an actual video. I could make my own movie with zombies and other scary shit in it. I better get some sleep though.

Gone Shootin’…

On monday i decided to spray some lead into some friends of mine. Didn’t kill any of them, but that’s Cause paintballs only leave bruises.

Yep, I went paintballing. There was about 14 of us there, organised mostly by my pal Rabz. I looked pretty mean with all my gear on, guns blazing, popping a cap in there ass sort of thing, but our team did shit. Once again I’ll blame Dean for one of my failures, but that is because he is a bitch. One cool son of a bitch.

First match, defending the fortress, camped for a while, just waiting. Then BANG chestshot. I was pretty mad.

Second match. Trench Warfare. A pretty big map with a nicely emplemented bridge in the middle. This is where i came into my element. A slow start. I watched as my team mates were slowly picked off. All that remained was me and 4 enemys. I used a flanking tactic, where i saw them then run round them and popped them while i crouched, keeping my profile as low as possible. I got two of them, halfing there little army. But then i was caught in a duel-off,  i got the first shot, but she shot at the same time, eliminating me. But still though, got 3 of the enemy using only about 20 paintballs. I was pretty happy.

I could go on about how great i was, but to be honest, i was a bit bollocks after that, using loads of paintballs long range and getting nobody. I put on my glasses for the last few games, and that really upped my long range play.

Second last game. Trench warfare again but capture the flag. Our team split up in two groups to cover more area. My group were picked off within a couple of minutes. leaving me in a populated enemy area all by myself. I persisted, keeping close to the sides of the trenches and keeping low. I waited for them to come, then got a head shot on Rabz. I moved back a little realising there were 2 more of them, and sat in a secure position. They came and i got a shoulder shot one one of them, but then SHIT, i run out of fucking paintballs. Sweet Jesus i was pissed. I was on fire at that point and was about to shoot down another guy, but my only option was to put my hand up and leave. As I left i realised that we still had four more people left in our group. But then Colin ran out of paintballs. Our only real chance at winning disappeared. Although it was funny at the end when Carl (in the opposite team) charged round the corner and got gunned down with about 5 paintballs, he lay there in the bottom of the trench while everyone laughed. He was takin away in a navy blue body bag.

It was a damn good day.

Morph

My birthday is today, and i got a special kit to make my own morph. It’s gonna be kickass.

Notice the birthday cake in the background - Proof.

So gonna watch the dvd, form morph then try some animation. Got all of sunday to do it, so i’ll be busy.

Morph Update

Hello there viewers of my blog who never fucking comment because they are pathetic basterds! I’m posting here for a morph update (with pics!). I’m sure you will agree i’m one mean basterd at plastecine modeling when you see my morph pics. It took me 3 hours in total to create this guy, about 1 hour trying to make him lose his masculanity because of his broad shoulders, but i’m sure you will agree i did a mighty fine job.

I’ve already made an animation with him, but it’s pretty dirty and i’m not sure youtube will allow it, or if they do it will be marked as inappropriate. I don’t want that, but i do want people on the internet to see it. I need a solution and fast (hint, fucking, hint)…

Morph admitted he was a homosexual.

Morph planned on making a ‘move’ on his black companion.

He’s Fuckin watching You!

Morph Breaks Wind…..

My Animation Test on Youtube. If you watch it you’ll see it is a bit shaky, mainly due to the shitty tripod i’m using and Morph not being too stable. Enjoy!

The Cripple: New Short Movie.

A guy I made with my godly hands.

Spearing pose

Decapitated head pose

Inspired by the ‘Boogeyman’ from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Tell me what you think.

On Twitter :)

Couldn’t fit in HighlanderMonkey into the username, one character short :p

BBC Predict No Friday!

Shit man

I don’t know about anyone else, but i’m gonna make sure i’m not around when friday goes.

My Theory of The Universe – Hawkins, Kaku and Einstein take a hint.

I'm A gEniUs

Apologies for it not being that dark, it was done in carbon graphite. This is my theory of the universe. I believe that the only way the universe didn’t neccesariy have a start or ending, is if it is a circle. So basically I believe a 2 dimensional shape explains quite alot. The edge of  the small circle lying over the big time circle represents the big bang of a universe, created by the collapsing/imploding of the previous circle (universe) which took place because the rapid expansion expanded so much, the matter inside couldn’t support the universe’s spherical structure as space is a vacuum. This repeats itself over and over again, just as time repeats itself in it’s lengthy loop. There may also be more than one time holding other universes, hence why i wrote Big circles instead of big circle. I am only 15 and  this is merely a simple diagram so it doesn’t explain everything, but i think it seems pretty logical to me. The only question remaining is what started the circle but i can’t be assed asking that because I already just tried to answer it. I’m one smart bastard. Please discuss.